Roll Out the Red Carpet!

Greetings all! Welcome to the inaugural message on my very own blog. Phil created this blog for me almost a year ago and I never used it. Recently I decided that the internet has gone long enough without my particular brand of insanity, so here I am.

There are only a few people in this world who know why I was once called 'Garbage Princess, Toilet Queen', so for those of you who are puzzled, let me explain. It's actually quite simple: when I was a toddler I had a very strong interest in the mechanics of the toilet, and was known to flush it repeatedly for amusement. Apparently I was also something of a scavenger (hard to believe, I know). In my baby book is a short entry saying that I was found that day, gazing into the swirling water of the toilet and saying 'queen, queen'.

As you can see, the lunacy began very early. Stay tuned for more- I assure you that in the world of Kiff, madness is never far off.